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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:43 pm    Post subject: Working in a PC store Reply with quote

Bored so i thought i'd share some of the retarded shit i find on PC's/notebooks here :D

- Some Arab brought in his netbook for repair, apparently it was slow. So i start it, takes ages. Get spammed shitless by crap the second i get on the desktop. Open chrome (browser) and whats the first page of favorites full of? Gayporn :D His skype name also had something about 9/11 in it, can't remember what. The entire netbook was full of fucking gayporn.

- A chick brought in her netbook because she wanted some programs installed and had an error message pop up repeatedly. Anyways i fix the error msg problem and install the programs, then i accedentally deleted a file i shouldnt have. So i go to the trash bin and what do i find? Nude pics, alot of em :D of the chick ofc. She was quite fuckable btw. Once its in the trash bin its gone forever *cough*

- Some guy brought in the PC of his 2 teenage daughters, 40k virus hits :D:D

- A guy using his username for his password on pretty much everything, its also only 3 letters long aswell x)

- Some guy gave his pc to us to clean it up a bit and install some programs. He couldnt browse properly anymore either apparently. Well his desktop was full of crap and i saw a jpeg with an odd name. Decided to check it (Why not). apparently it was hentai (you know anime, only the freaky way). Turns out he had alot of hentai on his pc :D a shitload. Aswell as quite a few virusses ofcourse, im guessing he got them while building up his hentai collection rofl
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahahahaha, SHOW PICS! Fapfapfapfap

The arab one is so fucking awesome :')
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude you shoulda copied the pics.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well i said she was fuckable but it isn't anything mind blowing, besides cant risk those pics gettin on da internets :D
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 1:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Those stories are fiuclignm awsokme*!!!

Keep em coming ! :D
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 1:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes you can risk it, if she's so dumb she doesent delete em properly then she'll just think she's been hacked.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

great stuff :D Must make a hard workday little bit more interesting at least....
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sybelia wrote:
great stuff :D Must make a hard workday little bit more interesting at least....


Hard work day heh, i do nothing for 8 hours straight here sometimes thank fuck i have my netbook :<
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blood really wanted the nude pics to be on the Arab's system.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

updated x)
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

awsome. what free virus program would you recommend? :D im watching tons of porn so i guess im so infected alreayd :D
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Swaza wrote:
awsome. what free virus program would you recommend? :D im watching tons of porn so i guess im so infected alreayd :D


Free pron doesn't mean you'll get virusses, it's just that most people are very stupid with these kinds of things. Anyways even though this is a really cheesy ass name for a virus scanner its one that alot of pc stores use:
http://www.superantispyware.com/

Just dl the free edition. I really only use it to check my pc once a month or so and dont leave it installed on my pc either. For real time protection i use avast, which is imo the best for that.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 8:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Avira hands down
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Swaza wrote:
awsome. what free virus program would you recommend? :D im watching tons of porn so i guess im so infected alreayd :D

Hahahaha, how honest of you Swastika :D

@ Blood: Nice update!
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well it seems even chicks are into porn. I was just fixing some chicks laptop and the first suggestion i get when typing in ''www'' was gayguyz or something :S So i check the history and its full of porn (mostly gayporn). Apparently she's a member of masturbationclub.nl xD

EDIT: Aw sick it's like this 45 year old women aswell, disgusting :S
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

found some tentacle anime i cant remember myself downloading on my HD. Didnt come as a surprise.
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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 2:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bloodnight wrote:
Well it seems even chicks are into porn. I was just fixing some chicks laptop and the first suggestion i get when typing in ''www'' was gayguyz or something :S So i check the history and its full of porn (mostly gayporn). Apparently she's a member of masturbationclub.nl xD

EDIT: Aw sick it's like this 45 year old women aswell, disgusting :S

FApfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap milf! Pics please or GTFO! Tits will do for now.
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PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2011 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hands above the cover!
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PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2011 10:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you ever work behind the counter in just your boxers? I totaly would.
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PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2011 11:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hurmelhej wrote:
Do you ever work behind the counter in just your boxers? I totaly would.


And I would totally come by everyday!
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