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Hurmelhej
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:49 am    Post subject: Hurminology. Reply with quote

So recently I came across the idea that I want to start a new religion. This is not just some internet prank, I'm going to register the church with the government and start "recruiting" ppl online and be the first major religion to be born on the internet.
My goal is for it to be a symbolic religion, with no superhuman forces involved. It would comfort people who seek comfort in christianity or other "real" religions, without the bullshit and without disrespecting science.

So, where you guys come in; I need some brainstorming when it comes to what we should worship, what our holy days would be, what kind of music we should play in our churches (thinking of calling them Hurm's), what days we should dedicate to worship (I was thinking monday=sabbath, since I hate mondays and if I get the church registered it'd give you a legal reason not to work on monday) etc.

Anything more you think up is welcome!
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Kødpingvin
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We should worship demotivators!

The religion should be all about feeling good about yourself, not having to worry about getting a stupid education or follow someones footsteppes, do whatever you want, besides having a real religion. We could worship the ocean, because it's so cruel and calm at the same time, on the holidays we should travel to some warm place go down to the beach and drink beers while we are watching Chuck Norris movies.

Heil Hurm would obvious be the salute for this religion.
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Bloodnight
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not bad, saturday should be rapeday tbh. We rape people for our religion, and stopping us would be censorship of our religion (this would totally pass in NL btw, idiots lol).

Funny thing is, i vaguely remember some guy founding a church for smokers after smoking was made illegal in bars and stuff. For their religion, they however could smoke in bars. Yes that shit flies in NL xD
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Panoramixx
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bloodnight wrote:
Funny thing is, i vaguely remember some guy founding a church for smokers after smoking was made illegal in bars and stuff. For their religion, they however could smoke in bars. Yes that shit flies in NL xD

Didn't I tell you that last time as well hurm? It's true! And it's a fucking epic shit :D

Btw I suggest we have yearly meme's that we worship. Gives the religion a dynamic character, rather modern I'd say.
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Kødpingvin
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GIRUGAMESH!
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Panoramixx
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kødpingvin wrote:
GIRUGAMESH!

Or you kod, your paperbag head :D
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Kødpingvin
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Obay the Party Mask! It could be the tradional Hurminlogy headwear!

HEIL HURM long live the Hurminator!
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Panoramixx
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let's make all ugly women wear that headmask. So if they got a hot body, we can still fuck 'em :D

All ugly women is basicly the same as all muslim women + many others. So even Muslims will be happy to join Hurmonology
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Swaza
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

if january dosnt exists in hurm land ill come
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Panoramixx
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Swaza wrote:
if january dosnt exists in hurm land ill come

What's wrong with January? Tbh November should gtfo
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